**THESE ARE ACTUAL EVENTS**Approximately October 7, 2007 @ 2:46 A.M. I had a craving for a SAUSAGE BISCUIT. I decided to drive to McDonald's bcuz I know at 3:00 AM they start serving breakfast. Instead of driving fast i decided to take my time. I even proceeded to do a GANGSTA LEAN & blast TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY. My roomate/cousin/grandmother/sista had THUG LIFE tatted across her stomach so I felt even more GANGSTALICIOUS. We rolled up 2 McDonald's about 2:57 AM, I admit I was a little unhappy to see that the drive thru was packed. But I stayed committed to THE CAUSE of getting the SAUSAGE BISCUIT. We finally got to the speaker at 3:01 AM. The employee greeted us, I then said, "Hey, I want a SAUSAGE BISCUIT." This is when the story DARKENED and the mood of the MORNING LIGHT changed. He said, "It's not ready yet, I said, "Well, what do you have ready?" He then said, "I don't know I'm a CASHIER but, I can't sale it until they tell me." I was put in a bad place...TORN...ANGERED...OUTRAGED!! I didn't know whether I was coming, going or traveling through space! I was sure of 1 THING though...I WAS HUNGRY for a SAUSAGE BISCUIT!!! I calmed down for approximately 2 seconds and said, "Let me get a cheeseburger." I heard nothing but SILENCE! I repeated myself, and still no answer. I breathed...& drove off in a RAGE & SCREAMED...I WANT A SAUSAGE BISCUIT (CENSORED)!
******I was so angered that I proceeded to do a DRIVE BY with my GANGSTALICIOUS (We SO HOOOOOOOD) roomate/cousin/grandmother/sista. We crept up real slow NO SOUND NO CRIME..We screamed THUG LIFE in our MINDS!....with NO GUN & NO BULLETS...She ducked while I imagined doing a drive by. THIS WAS ALL FOR THE CAUSE...OF THE SAUSAGE BISCUIT***** P.S. a psycho asked did we wanna go to the jaccuzzi after our Imaginary Drive By..we REFUSED & it was 3:30 in the AM!
