A NIGHT OF OUTRAGE!!! Grrhhhhh!!!

2007-10-07T01:29:00.000-07:00

**THESE ARE ACTUAL EVENTS**
Approximately October 7, 2007 @ 2:46 A.M. I had a craving for a SAUSAGE BISCUIT. I decided to drive to McDonald's bcuz I know at 3:00 AM they start serving breakfast. Instead of driving fast i decided to take my time. I even proceeded to do a GANGSTA LEAN & blast TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY. My roomate/cousin/grandmother/sista had THUG LIFE tatted across her stomach so I felt even more GANGSTALICIOUS. We rolled up 2 McDonald's about 2:57 AM, I admit I was a little unhappy to see that the drive thru was packed. But I stayed committed to THE CAUSE of getting the SAUSAGE BISCUIT. We finally got to the speaker at 3:01 AM. The employee greeted us, I then said, "Hey, I want a SAUSAGE BISCUIT." This is when the story DARKENED and the mood of the MORNING LIGHT changed. He said, "It's not ready yet, I said, "Well, what do you have ready?" He then said, "I don't know I'm a CASHIER but, I can't sale it until they tell me." I was put in a bad place...TORN...ANGERED...OUTRAGED!! I didn't know whether I was coming, going or traveling through space! I was sure of 1 THING though...I WAS HUNGRY for a SAUSAGE BISCUIT!!! I calmed down for approximately 2 seconds and said, "Let me get a cheeseburger." I heard nothing but SILENCE! I repeated myself, and still no answer. I breathed...& drove off in a RAGE & SCREAMED...I WANT A SAUSAGE BISCUIT (CENSORED)!
******I was so angered that I proceeded to do a DRIVE BY with my GANGSTALICIOUS (We SO HOOOOOOOD) roomate/cousin/grandmother/sista. We crept up real slow NO SOUND NO CRIME..We screamed THUG LIFE in our MINDS!....with NO GUN & NO BULLETS...She ducked while I imagined doing a drive by. THIS WAS ALL FOR THE CAUSE...OF THE SAUSAGE BISCUIT***** P.S. a psycho asked did we wanna go to the jaccuzzi after our Imaginary Drive By..we REFUSED & it was 3:30 in the AM!

I GOT SOME THINGS ON MY MIND!

2007-10-02T22:40:00.000-07:00

I still haven't seen the last episode of:

I Love New York (What did Tango say?)
Keyshia Cole The Way It Is (Does Keyshia look like her mama?)

2. I don't know who won Making the Band 5

3. Is Laffy Taffy running out of jokes because I got 3 Laffy Taffy's with the same joke (Why was 8 afraid of 7; because 7 (8) 9.

4. Will Jheri Curls come back in style?....The Gumby HairCut did!

5. Is rapping really slow and emphasizing certain words...the new style? I can't front it sounds hot when the beat drops :-)

6. If Jay-Z says he's retiring again...will you believe him?

7. What is Kanye West talking about in Flashing Lights?

8. Can you please stop saying "Daz Wassup" after everything...if you don't have anything to say don't say anything...quiet moments are kind of hot! :-)

9. Why don't I like R&B?

10. Am I secretly a ghostwriter for every great rapper!?

Tot'z Spot

A NIGHT OF OUTRAGE!!! Grrhhhhh!!!

I GOT SOME THINGS ON MY MIND!